Earlier This Week . . . Around Midnight.

So the bat has returned to my bedroom. My fear is of an irrational nature. Must think it through. A bat is basically a little mouse with wings. Cats hunt mice. Tomorrow I’m going to pick up a cat with wings. Okay, that won’t work. Tomorrow I’m going to get cat, a model aeroplane and some duct tape . . . and hope PETA doesn’t find out.